JUST A SYSADMIN

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Operational Excellence Dashboard

Uptime (Last 30 Days)
99.99%
Measured using vibes and selective time windows.
SLA Compliance
100%
As long as you define “service” creatively.
Mean Time To Innocence (MTTI)
4m
Time to prove it’s not us.
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Infrastructure support, automation, incident response, and just enough skepticism to keep the dashboards honest.

Do you need a regular sysadmin to perform mundane tasks with suspicious confidence?
Someone to join your call, ask one uncomfortable question, and accidentally identify the root cause?
Need to pump the project numbers so you look corpo?

Ask for Joe.
He's just a sysadmin.

Classic Sysadmin Wisdom

Click the button for wisdom.

Middle-Out Compression Calculator

Input Parameters
This tool uses proprietary compression science and investor-grade math.
Results
Awaiting compression event…
Click "Compress From The Middle" to generate your report.

Incident Report

Click generate to create an incident.
INC-000000 | SEV-? | Status: ???
Awaiting incident creation...

About

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Joe Hockstok is a systems engineer and infrastructure administrator with experience supporting Windows Server, VMware, Microsoft 365, Azure, Active Directory, enterprise storage platforms, backup systems, networking, automation, and operational support of CI/CD.

He has a healthy skepticism of dashboards, a strong belief that DNS is guilty until proven innocent, and a long history of incidents that were "resolved" shortly after nothing changed.

Skills

Core Infrastructure

  • Windows Server 2016–2022
  • Active Directory, DNS, DHCP, GPO
  • VMware vSphere, ESXi, vCenter, Horizon
  • Linux Administration

Storage & Backup

  • SAN/NAS Platforms
  • Veeam Backup & Replication
  • Dell PowerProtect
  • Snapshot & Replication Management

Cloud & Identity

  • Azure IaaS, AVD
  • Entra ID / Azure AD Hybrid
  • Microsoft 365
  • Intune / Autopilot

Networking

  • Cisco, Meraki, Aruba
  • VPN, VLANs, ACLs
  • Subnetting, Routing

Security & Governance

  • PKI / ADCS
  • CrowdStrike
  • RBAC
  • Certificate Lifecycle Management

Automation & DevOps

  • PowerShell
  • Ansible
  • Docker
  • Kubernetes Fundamentals
  • CI/CD

Created for fun, in spare time. The whole Anchelada.